OMG. You pulled a Claude.
I don't like tumblr.
It hurt my head.
But i did it anyways so here i am.
You know me already, and if not why are you here.
You can't make friends over computers.
but over computers you can make friends out of people you never knew you knew.
I hate the idea of blogging.
The overall self-centeredness of it.
I'm not self-centered, he's just the only one who is always here.
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“Today, my teacher gave us an extra credit test. While we were taking it, she decided to type up the answer key on her laptop. She didn’t realize that her laptop was connected to the projector, and that her answers were up on the wall. She found out halfway through, and announced that the first half of the test didn’t count. She proceeded to continue with the answer key, but she covered the computer screen. This did absolutely nothing to the projector. At the very end of class, she realized again what she had done and canceled the entire test. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard. MLIA”
She so pulled a Claude.
True awesomeness (she forget the private part enhancing drug)
I’m vegetarian. And I hate meat. PLZ STOP.
JEWS
CAN’T UNSEE
oh my god
*looks for 20 dollar bill, finds one on dresser* AWWW FUCK!
whats so bad about juice?
avialofhope:morganfreeman:bemis:annacannabis:memoriestokeep:
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.Stu: I gotta keep those kids thinking they need diapers
helloluxlisbon: lacygamine:misswallflower: (via lacouronne)
dont know how this works, but damn ya got me
Reblog if you should be doing homework right now. Reblog if you’re reblogging because you still don’t want to do homework. Reblog if you’re stilll reading this because you’d rather read this than do homework.
danielfaraday:mike-:haymuff:mthrfknluis:
Creepy.
Haha it’s true
I knew when he was 30 when it was his b-day 2 yrs ago xD
SDFSDA CREEPY MAN CREEPY
IF YOURE 32 DO NOT PLAY A TEENAGER
omg ifrufiahuwegjrkdfwiquore what the hell
Whaaaaaaat, weird
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wthhhhh
wow, wtf man. Pedo bear
Today, my brother comes home from religion class where they had been talking about sex recently with a wrapped present. When I grabbed it and tried to open it he screamed, “NO DONT OPEN THAT!! THAT’S MY VIRGINITY!!” I don’t know which was funnier - the fact that my grandma nearly peed her pants from laughing so hard or the fact that I, unwittingly, took my brother’s virginity.
lmaoo. wow. but wait..wouldn’t that teach kids to “open that gift”? cuz well ya know us kids are pretty damn curious and impatient when handed a gift. now this is a gift you shouldn’t open for a long while..but kids are gonna think of virginity or this “present” as something they want but can’t open and are gonna open it anyway. xD
iKnow what i want for christmas now
emmajones:vulpix:himynamewas:racecarbed:prostitutionisrevolution:plantinglilacs:imjustlikeme:
LOL.i laugh every time. “can we PLEASE do the sex now?” bahahaha
LMFAO <3
LMAO!! “MY NAME IS SERIOUSLY RENEESME?!?!?!?”
rofl
roflx2
hahaha, love ittt.
rofl, hahaha
I fuckin love this, well worth the two minutes it took to read
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People not in North Carolina did that? Please explain your reasoning.
I still dont know what that stands for
bbbrandon:jamie-ftw:meysell:tatertotcrusher:(via katcutyourtongue)
Oi, yes.
i do but it goes more like this: dgno[gng’bzodbg’loho[xbglebgzoubflngobgoaer35893dngadngkzdbglagbig.
yeah, i Know, im gangster. :)
sometimes i put on letr
